Transcript xkcd presents a guide to numerical sex positions: Narrator: 69 Narrator: 99 Narrator: 71 Narrator: 34 Cueball: Uh. The narrator is so frustrated, as we are told in the title text, because he did not even get to ask them to do a continued fraction (which likely would have involved many other people) as the ultimate challenge. And finally, Megan gives up and leaves at the suggestion ln(2 π) (or ≈ 1.83787706641) to the frustration of the narrator, who exclaims Aww, c'mon. Then they are completely baffled by √8 (AKA 2√2 or ≈ 2.82842712475) (presumably one of them is to contort into a figure-eight shape while the other lies on top), and just stand there while the narrator asks Guys? - as in give it a try. They are then given ever more difficult numbers to attempt, first 34 (maybe referencing rule 34 of the internet) - Cueball exclaims Uh as he has no idea how to make a 3 (maybe he's supposed to curl up in a fetal position), although Megan does try (in vain) to form a 4.

They start with the classic 69, then represent the number 99 as 'spooning' while standing and the number 71 as 'doggy-style' sex over a table. Many of them are named, although only one generally accepted position is named after a number: the 69.Ĭueball and Megan try to approximate the shapes of the numbers, which they are given by the narrator, as sex positions.

Sex positions are positions that two people can have sexual intercourse in. There are options for sitting, standing, lying down, in the car, on the table, and pretty much anywhere you can imagine.Title text: We didn't even get to the continued fractions! If you find yourself ready to start checking things off your sex-position bucket list, go ahead and dive into the list of sex positions ahead. This means you have quite the list of options. So while some people expect sex positions to be reserved solely for penis-to-vagina penetration, a lot of them can be enjoyed anally, by two vaginas, or any other arrangement you're working with. Keep in mind that sex positions can be enjoyed and adapted to anyone you're spending your Saturday nights with - regardless of their genitalia. And if you do find yourself liking a new one, congrats, you've just found another sex position to add to your routine.

While some of these variations may require lots of stamina or some flexibility compared to the classics, the good news is that you never have to do them again if it's too much. In addition to the basic sex positions like missionary, doggy style, and cowgirl, there are a ton of variations on those classics that are just as pleasurable and orgasmic - and hey, maybe even a little bit more exciting. If you're beginning to crave novelty in your sex life, one of the easiest ways to make things feel 'new' again is by trying different sex positions.

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